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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:52

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

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You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

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Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

What is a partner in crime?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

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